Starting at the gym for the first time is a solid step toward better health, but the first few weeks can come with a lot of guessing. There are machines to adjust, weights to choose, exercises to learn, and plenty of opinions about what a “good workout” should look like. Many beginner injuries happe…

I ain't lyin’, y’all. My Momma’s doctor called her in a prescription from Six Flags, on a weekend because Mom was able to shoot her a quick text about her symptoms! Here’s how it normally works: (You probably know this rigamarole.)I feel sick. I call the doctor's office. I wait, press three, then le…